Regarding the Porch Monkey…

You know, this blog still gets hits on a post I wrote last year called, “Porch Monkey 4 Life.” It’s about how the movie Clerks II totally changed my way of thinking and my life.

You can still read the post on this blog. .

But unfortunately, it seems like most people don’t want to read something inspiring or, in my opinion, well-written (for once). All y’all want the damned shirt.

You know what? I want the shirt. I deserve the shirt. Tell Mr. Smith I wear an XXXL.

But you can’t buy it here.

So… if you got here with the phrase, “porch monkey 4 life shirt,” please click this little linky.

http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/morefush.html

Spring for your own duct tape.

If you want to start getting your life back, read the original post.

http://barbelith77.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/porch-monkey-4-life/

Then watch the movie again. Because you need it.

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4 Responses to “Regarding the Porch Monkey…”

  1. quickestgirlinthepan Says:

    I love you, you little porch monkey. <3

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  4. Regarding the Porch Monkey?…

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